i need you so bad right now
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
it’s really sad that people think relationships automatically mean that you’re having sex like um no ????
If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong